Louise, Elder Park

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The NHS in 2068

In the year 2068.

Surgeons will have memory chips put into their brains which will give them all the information they need to operate. Other NHS workers shall also have these chips in their brains but the chips must be renewed every decade (10 years) or they might go faulty and get the operations mixed up. Also it means the workers that have the chips will be able to perform operations and other things whilst sleeping.

Smileys Cure for Cancer is my version of a cure for cancer. It’s a little bottle of medicine that you take two 10ml spoonfuls a day over a period of three months. It is the absolute guaranteed cure for cancer. But like all other medicines only use if your local doctor has given it the absolute all clear for you.

Hospital workers no longer need to do one more on call. Every hospital worker’s worst nightmare has got to be going on call, think about it, for one whole night standing in a big hospital all alone with nobody to talk to. Well dream on! No more shall that happen with the Hospital Helper 3000. It does everything you need to do to look after your patients overnight and the best bit is still to come, you still get PAID.

A quick and new way to clean your hospital is Shine Time. Shine Time is a little computer bug that you simply stick one or two on the walls of each and every room and corridor of the hospital and every day at exactly 6.00am, 12.00 noon, 6.00pm 12.00 midnight, it will automatically clean everything in the room.

The ambulance drivers no longer need to worry about getting lost and ending up somewhere completely different. The magnificent teleporting watch can take you anywhere you want just by pushing buttons. In five seconds you will arrive at your destination with absolutely no problem at all.

I think that there will be little cleaning bugs that you can use to clean your patients inside and out. The bug climbs inside the patient’s body and they eat away at all of the unhealthy stuff and once the patient is fully cleaned the small creature will dissolve just like a healthy treat.